Sunday, April 01, 2007
A Very Serious Matter
We are quite concerned here in the coop. It has come to our attention that the books by Dav Pilkey are often on the bestseller's list. We don't approve of this at all. His books are juvenile and distasteful. While reading them we often find ourselves asking, "Why underpants?" If Captain Underpants is indeed a captain, shouldn't he wear a captain's hat? Or maybe a nice pair of brown oxfords? We just don't get it. We'd like to encourage you to stop reading Dav Pilkey's books altogether. Ask your friends, teachers and librarians to take them off the shelves, put them in a box, and bury them in the woods.
Ha ha! April Fool's! Did you really think we'd diss The Great Guru of Goofiness? The man who embodies the very essence of threesillychickness? No way! In fact, in honor of The Sultan of Silly we have decided to wear our underpants on our heads all day.
In case you were wondering, they are definitely NOT thongs.
Happy April Fool's Day! We hope you have a very silly day! For a good laugh, visit Dav's website-- http://www.pilkey.com/