Tuesday, September 22, 2009
It's Elephant Appreciation Day!
Share these elephant jokes with your favorite silly person:
What's the difference between eating an elephant and eating peanut butter?
Elephants don't stick to the roof of your mouth.
What is large and gray and goes around and around in circles?
An elephant stuck in a revolving door.
Who's the most famous female singing elephant?
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To squash the chicken on the other side!
(Hey wait! Don't share that one!)