Tuesday, September 22, 2009

It's Elephant Appreciation Day!

Share these elephant jokes with your favorite silly person:

What's the difference between eating an elephant and eating peanut butter?
Elephants don't stick to the roof of your mouth.

What is large and gray and goes around and around in circles?
An elephant stuck in a revolving door.

Who's the most famous female singing elephant?
Elephants Gerald.

Why did the elephant cross the road?
To squash the chicken on the other side!

(Hey wait! Don't share that one!)


Alton E. said...

What do you get when you cross a rhinoceros and an elephant?
"Ellephino." (Say it slowly but not in front of kids)

Okay here's a "tamer" elephant joke. Get it - tamer? Anyway...
What's worse than an elephant with a stuffy nose?
A giraffe with a sore throat.

Al W.

Three Silly Chicks said...

That's a good one! THanks!

PartyWeDo said...

I missed Elephant appreciation day!

Here is a library of elephant jokes: