Saturday, November 08, 2008

Illinois School Library Media Association

Howdy!!!!

We want to give a great big shout out to all the friends we made yesterday at the Illinois School Library Media Association Conference in Arlington Heights, Illinois!

We had a blast presenting a collection of our newest favorite funny books to a standing-room only audience!

Of course there were whoopie cushions, gummy chickens, and quite a few laughs, but we hope everyone left with some great information, too!

We had a lot of people ask us for the list of books we presented so we're
including the titles here.

Special thanks to Christine who made our session run so smoothly and to Chris Graves and all the wonderful folks at ISLMA for inviting us!


Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things
by Lenore Look
Illustrated by Leuyen Pham
Schwartz & Wade
ISBN-13: 978-0375839146



Lazy Little Loafers
by Susan Orlean
illustrated by G. Brian Karas
Abrams Books for Young Readers
ISBN-13: 978-0810970274


I Love My New Toy!
by Mo Willems
Hyperion Books
ISBN-13: 978-1423109617



Chester’s Back
by Melanie Watt
Kids Can Press
ISBN-13: 9781554532872



Moxy Maxwell Does Not Love Writing Thank-you Note
by Peggy Gifford
Schwartz & Wade
ISBN-13: 978-0375842702




Natalie & Naughtily
by Vincent X. Kirsch
Bloomsbury USA
ISBN-13: 978-1599902692




Wild Boars Cook
by Meg Rosoff
illustrated by Sophie Blackall
Henry Holt & Co.
ISBN-13: 978-0805075236



Twelve Terrible Things
by Marty Kelley
Tricycle Press
ISBN-13: 978-1582462295



Katie Loves the Kittens
by John Himmelman
Henry Holt & Co.
ISBN-13: 978-0805086829



Millie In the Snow
by Alexander Steffensmeier Walker Boo ks for Young Readers
ISBN-13: 978-0802798008



Monkey with a Tool Belt
by Chris Monroe
Carolrhoda Books
ISBN-13: 978-0822576310



Ducks Don’t Wear Socks
by John Nedwidek
Viking ISBN-13: 978-0670061365




A Visitor for Bear
by Bonny Becker
illustrated by Katy MacDonald Denton
Candlewick ISBN-13: 978-0763628079



Adventures of Cow
by Lori Korchek
photographs by Marshall Taylor

Tricycle Press
ISBN-13: 978-1582461892


Doggone Dogs!
by Karen Beaumont
illustrated by David Catrow

ISBN-13: 978-0803731578

Thursday, November 06, 2008

In the Coop with Marty Kelly

Sometimes authors and illustrators sneak up on us. It's not nice, really. They tend to be so big and wear pointy shoes. Little chicks like us don't stand a chance. And yet, it happens all the time. Most recently, it happened with author/illustrator Marty Kelly. Somehow, we had not noticed this funny guy sneaking up behind us with all his funny books and then BAM! He pops out his latest title, TWELVE TERRIBLE THINGS and gets us smack on our feathery heads.

We loved this funny book which relies almost entirely on illustrations to deliver its punch. Try to think of the most mortifying things you tried to avoid in your childhood and you're sure to come up with at least one of scenes from TWELVE TERRIBLE THINGS. From the terrifying great-aunt out to pinch your cheeks to the view from atop the high dive, they are all here.


Our personal favorite is the clown scene. Frequent readers of our interviews will understand why.

Like this spread, some of these jokes might zoom past very young readers (and that might be a good thing), but 2nd and 3rd graders will snort with laughter.

Tricycle Press
ISBN: 978158246229
http://www.martykelly.com/

Okay, so we invited sneaky Mr. Kelly to drop by the coop and tell us a little about himself. Here's what we learned:

When you create a book, do the pictures or story come to you first?

I usually work on the words first, but the pictures are always there, lurking in the back of my head. There have been a few books where I’ve done the words and pictures at the same time, but that’s not typical for me.

How do you know when what you write is funny?

First, it has to make me laugh. When I’m writing, I really write for myself. I know I’m on the right track if I can actually make my wife laugh, though. She’s really tough. Here is my secret testing procedure: I give my wife a glass of milk and ask her to drink it while I read my story out loud. If at any point during the reading, milk sprays out of her nose, I know I’ve got a funny story.

Do you have any tips for creating funny books?

Don’t do it. It just makes more competition for me. Go find another job. Seriously. You have millions of choices. Go be a chicken rancher. Go be a jelly doughnut filler. Go be a test subject for experimental medical procedures. You can be anything you want to be; except a writer and illustrator.

How does being a former 2nd grade teacher affect your work?

I actually prefer the term “Recovering Second Grade Teacher”. Teaching taught me that kids have highly developed senses of humor. The secret is to write about boogers or underpants exclusively. My next book is tentatively titled “Underpants with Boogers in Them”. Okay, that’s not exactly true. Kids like stories that are funny or exciting or irreverent. My trouble is not relating to kids; it’s relating to adults who have lost touch with what kids actually enjoy.

Has being funny ever gotten you into or out of trouble?

Yes. It seems that lots of people don’t share my opinion that almost everything is funny. Start laughing in the middle of a teacher staff meeting when the principal is talking seriously about the toilets in the boys’ room being unflushed and you’ll see what I mean.

Who are some of your favorite funny authors?

Oh, there are so many… For my own reading, I love Christopher Moore; PG Wodehouse; Chuck Palahniuk; David Sedaris and William Goldman. For kid’s books I love Roald Dahl, William Steig and Barbara Parks.

Do you prefer The Marx Bros or Three Stooges?

This is a deep, profound question. The Marx Brothers are very clever and witty, but watching Curly get whacked on the head with a monkey wrench is high art. And, seriously, is there anything more delightful to watch than a big ol’ pie fight? I’ll definitely have to go with The Stooges. But not with Joe or Curly Joe.

What was your best Halloween costume ever?

When I was in second grade I got this amazingly cool Star Wars Stormtrooper costume, complete with the flimsy plastic outfit and the stiff plastic mask that makes your lips all clammy and damp when you breathe in it. I loved that thing. I wore it for months. If it still fit, I would wear it every day.

What is your Dream Job for a Day?

As if what I do isn’t cool enough… I would be a drummer for Frank Zappa’s 1978 touring band, or James Brown, or AC/DC.

Clown V. Mime Deathmatch.? Pick your winner.

The way I see it, and believe me, I would give a kidney to see this, the clown will win. He will wait until the mime goes into an invisible box, then he’ll lock the door. Then he’ll get on a circus elephant’s back and make it sit on the mime.

Funniest dead person you'd like to meet??

Actually, in my fairly limited experience with dead people, I’ve found that they are actually not very funny. Sure, you can dress them up in party hats or put a kick me sign on them, but they are only marginally amusing at best. Plus, they have a peculiar odor about them that is not at all funny.

Future projects?

I just finished writing a chapter book and I’m waiting to hear what the publisher thinks of it. It was a lot of fun to work on and I’d love to do more of those. I'm also working on a CD with my friend Steve Blunt, a great children's musician. I play drums and generally act ridiculous. Beyond that, I’m still working on my plans for total world domination. Stay tuned for more details (and start getting used to the expression “All Hail Marty”).

Monday, November 03, 2008

Debbie Diesen...Come on Down!

Debbie Diesen, former Reese's Peanut Butter Cup lover, current Junior Mints aficionado, and children's book author from Michigan, is our Trick or Treat winner! Debbie, please send your snail mail info to three_silly_chicks AT yahoo DOT com...and thanks to everyone for playing!

Now that we have that important business out of the way, the chicks are ready to rock the VOTE tomorrow! All three of us are proud supporters of the Authors & Illustrators for Children campaign to put our fellow Illinoisan in the White House. Come tomorrow night, we hope to bring down the coop with some big-time celebratory chicken dancing.

See you at the polls!

Monday, October 27, 2008

Trick or Treat Contest!

We chicks take Halloween very seriously. In fact, we take our costumes so seriously, it's not even funny. It's seriously funny. Like that one Halloween when we dressed like pigeons and rented a bus to trick-or-treat around the barnyard. (The cows are still a bit traumatized, but WOW, the memories!!!)

We also take our candy seriously...seriously enough that we've had to establish some ground rules after a big night of trick-or-treating. Namely: Andrea has dibs on Snickers and Whoppers. Julia has dibs on Butterfingers. Carolyn has dibs on Mounds. And then Julia and Carolyn engage in an all-out Kung-Fu Smack-down for the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. (This is a ticketed event. Please call the Barnyard Box Office for more info.)

So here's our question for you: Which candy do you call first dibs on at your house?

Leave your answer in the comments section below, and on Sunday, November 2 (after waking from our candy-induced comas), we will randomly select a winner.

What will you win? A book, of course! But not just any book. You will win your very own autographed copy of Carolyn's latest monsterpiece, Where's My Mummy? And who knows, maybe we'll throw in some treats as well! Or are we tricking you? You'll never know unless you play!

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Boo, Bunny!

Boo, Bunny!
by Kathryn O. Galbraith
Illustrated by Jeff Mack
Harcourt Children's Books
ISBN: 978-0152162467
http://kathrynogalbraith.com/
http://www.jeffmack.com/

Ooooh! Halloween is scary. Do you remember your first trick or treat adventure? The dark. The wind. The creepy house too terrifying to approach. Every shadow exploding with danger! Boo! It's enough to scare the ears off a little bunny. That is, until he finds a friend. There's nothing like holding your best friend's paw to ward off the jitters.

Boo, Bunny! is the perfect book for youngsters about to go out on their first Halloween adventure. Short, snappy rhyme paired with beautiful, playful, and suspenseful illustrations will enthrall young bunnies, ghosts, and superheroes alike!

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Natalie & Naughtily

Natalie & Naughtily
by Vincent X. Kirsch
Bloomsbury USA
ISBN 9781599902692
vincentxkirsch.com

After reading Natalie and Naughtily, the Three Silly Chicks immediately wanted to adopt these two charming girls. Or rather, we wanted them to adopt us. You see, the Nopps sisters live in a house on top of "the greatest department store in the world." And it truly is a fabulously grand store, filled with chandeliers and toys and potted plants and fussy customers and toys and little dogs and foofy hats and the rarest of rarities...oh, and did we mention toys? The toy floor alone is enough to make Santa's elves turn holly green with envy.

On one very busy day, Natalie & Naughtily are kindly asked by their parents not to play in the store. So the intrepid girls decide that they will "help" instead. As the girls go from floor to floor finding ways to help -- such as spritzing everyone with Mischief #5 in the perfume department -- two boys simultaneously tour the store using Natalie's floor-by-floor list of favorites and Naughtily's hilariously drawn map.
In addition, six silly pooches have their own bit of fun as the make their way through the store. Vincent X. Kirsch's gorgeously detailed illustrations provide a delicious hide-and-seek game for readers as they try to follow all four kids and all six pooches throughout this whimsical romp of a book.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Boogie Knights


Boogie Knights
written by Lisa Wheeler, illustrated by Mark Siegel
A Richard Jackson Book
ISBN 978-0-689-87639-4

Deep down in the collective soul of The Three Silly Chicks there are three disco divas just waiting for the right song. When we saw Boogie Knights on the shelves by one of our favorite author-illustrator teams, we busted into The Hustle right smack dab in the middle of our local indie.

And oh, how this book boogies! It grooves, it moves, it shimmies and shakes! It is all you want from a Lisa Wheeler/Mark Siegel book and then some! We love the perfect rhythm and rhyme, which we've come to expect from all of Lisa Wheeler's books. We also love the names of the Boogie Knights who sleep upstairs in the castle--Sir Veillance, Sir Prize, Sir Loin, Sir Round, Sir Cumference, Sir Ender and Sir Vivor (who is the last one to join the party). It's clear Wheeler has had a lot of fun with her word play, and we, the readers, have fun right along with her.

Mark Siegel has added his own clever touches. He mixes things up stylistically by including both simple line drawings and full color drawings. The result is spunky and fresh with plenty of details to study up close. Observant readers will enjoy following the small, nervous prince and the off-the-wall ghost princess who haunt the pages.

So don your puca shells, platforms, puzzle rings and peasant skirts and boogie down with Boogie Knights! It's Dyno-mite!

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Rave Reviews for Carolyn's Newest BOO-k!


We are proud to announce that the newest book in the coop, Where's My Mummy? by Carolyn Crimi, has garnered smashing reviews! (Well, with one exception, but he's as cranky as a Kirkus reviewer.) It's official--Where's My Mummy? is a hit!




"A scary, hairy treat! I howled with delight!"

Wolf Man


"I loved it!"

Dr. Jekyll


"I hated it!"

Mr. Hyde


"The kind of book you just want to sink your teeth into!"

Dracula


"I laughed my head off!"


Frankenstein


Interested in a signed copy? Drop by one of Carolyn's upcoming signings:

October 26th, Chicago Kids Bookstore, 3453 N. Southport, Chicago, 2:00-3:00

October 30th, Woburn Library, 46 Pleasant St, Woburn, MA, 3:30-4:30


Scare up some fun with this sweet bedtime story!

Monday, September 29, 2008

In the Coop with Kevin Sherry


Who's the biggest thing in the publishing ocean these days? That would be author-illustrator Kevin Sherry, whose books I'm The Biggest Thing in the Ocean and I'm the Best Artist in the Ocean made a huge splash in bookstores around the country. Nothing fishy about it, this talented creator is making waves!


How do you know when what you write is funny?


When my editors think it's funny. Ha Ha, just kidding. Actually, I really appreciate it when both babies AND their parents think what I write is funny. I know I'm on to something then.


Do you have any tips for creating funny books?


Read a lot. I've been reading comics and comic strips since I could reach the library shelf. Far Side, Calvin and Hobbes, Garfield, Peanuts, Mad Magazine, everything. Take it all in, and then later it comes out naturally.



Has being funny ever gotten you into or out of trouble?


Actually, I think it got me a detention a few times...but usually it smoothes out a situation.


What are some of your favorite funny books?

I like Dave Barry. He's got some funny books. I've gotten into Patrick McDonnell who writes "Mutts" I think "Mutts" is the best strip on the funny pages.


Do you prefer the Marx Brothers or The Three Stooges?


I am not completely familiar with either. I'm a little too young. You should ask "Simpsons or Seinfeld?"


What was your best Halloween costume ever?


I made a giant bear head out of hardware cloth and fake fur. The eyes were made out of clay. I wore it for halloween(and various other events) for years. I used to combine costumes, for instance, it could be a DOCTOR Bear or a GHOST Bear. One time the bear was Michelangelo from The Ninja Turtles. You can see the bear on YouTube if you search for my name.



Clown Vs. Mime Deathmatch. Pick your winner.


Clowns have lots of weapons or at least access to weapons and mimes would have to "mime" weapons. So weapons.


Funniest dead person you'd like to meet?

Roald Dahl

Mark Twain

Chris Farley

Mitch Hedburg

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Chester



Chester
Written and illustrated by Melanie Watt
Kids Can Press
ISBN 1554531403

Confession time. The book Chester by Melanie Watt, one of our favorite author-illustrators, is actually a 2007 book.

We know! We are so bad! How could we have missed this perfect picture book? Were we punchy from too much bean dip? It's entirely possible. Please don't hold it against us. If it really bugs you, well, just pretend it's a 2008 book.

The mouse in this book (called simply "mouse") keeps trying to tell his story, but the pushy-yet-lovable cat Chester will not stop interrupting. He barges in with his red marker and crosses everything out the poor mouse writes. Mouse tries scaring Chester away with a big dog, but it's no use. Finally the author takes matters into her own hands. Her clever plan to put Chester in his place involves a tutu and a tiara. But will that really keep the pesky Chester away?

Every inch of this book is a pleasure, from the "place award sticker here" space on the cover to the biography of Chester himself on the back flap. We love how the author has played with the boundaries of a book to come up with something truly original and funny, even if it is a 2007 book.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Attack of the Return of the Sequels

We've all experienced it. The satisfying yearning a great movie leaves in its wake. We want more and can't wait to get it. And yet, wait we must. We wait and we wait and we wait. And then the glorious day arrives and we head out to the Cineplex with great trepidation and about a hundred dollars for Goobers, Dots, Mikes and Ikes and Whoppers. Hey! A Chick gets hungry watching movies!

And when all is right in the universe and the stars are aligned, the sequel brings us great joy and new and wonderful friends like this:

And we love it and celebrate by diving beak-first into our extra large buttered popcorn and gulping down a king kong-sized lemondade and squirming in our seats for the next hour because the sequel is too delicious to miss even a minute.

Of course, sometimes, we make friends like this instead:

Then, we are a little sad and bury ourselves in our extra large and very heavily buttered popcorn and king kong-sized lemonade and squirm in our seats because we know that if we leave the theater for even a minute, we might not come back.

Alas, movie sequels are tricky things. Sometimes they make our fluffy yellow hearts sing. And sometimes, they don't. Same goes for book sequels. And here are a few of our recent favorites. Read them, you must!

Not a Stick
by Antoinette Portis
HarperCollins
ISBN: 9780061123252
Sequel to Not a Box
Just as delightful as the first one. A great way to jumpstart young imaginations!



Millie in the Snow
by Alexander Steffensmeier
Walker & Company
ISBN: 9780802798008

Millie and her farm friends are back for a holiday romp with a deliciously fun ending!


Mr. Gum and the Gingerbread Billionaire
by Andy Stanton
HarperCollins
ISBN: 9780061152450

Another fun chapter book for readers who like their humor on the wacky side!


Mr. Pusskins and Little Whiskers: Another Love Story
written and illustrated by Sam Lloyd
Atheneum
ISBN: 1416957966
Sequel to Mr. Pusskins

Poor Mr. Pusskins. His life with Emily used to be so perfect. But then she invited a kitten into their cozy home, and that kitten was trouble. Mr. Pusskins fans will not be disappointed--he is as grouchy and lovable as ever!

Moxy Maxwell Does Not Love Writing thank-you Notes
by Peggy Gifford
Schwartz & Wade Books
ISBN: 9780375842702

Moxy, our favorite girl with moxy, is back and once more, her procrastination lands her in trouble. This sequel brings back one of our favorite spunky characters from last year and adds a surprise emotional punch to boot.

So what are your favorite sequels? Any Yodas or Jar-Jars you've read lately? Do tell!

Thursday, September 04, 2008

It's Back to School for the Chicks!


That's right: we've sharpened our pencils, polished our spectacles, fluffed our tail feathers and memorized our new locker combinations. The chicks are back to school! We spent all summer working hard (i.e. reading in hammocks, sipping fruity beverages) in order to bring you a brand new school year of eggcellent book reviews, eggcuberant interviews, eggciting contests, and other fowl entertainments for your reading pleasure.

Herewith, a short "get-to-know-your-chicks" segment for the newcomers:

CHICK #1: Carolyn Crimi
Favorite School Cafeteria Food: Anything that comes in a "stick" or "patty"
Favorite School Supply: Spiral notebooks
Favorite Back-to-School Book: Kindergarten Rocks! by Katie Davis

CHICK #2: Julia Durango
Favorite School Cafeteria Food: Tots
Favorite School Supply: Glue
Favorite Back-to-School Book: It's Time for School, Stinky Face by Lisa McCourt

CHICK #3: Andrea Beaty
Favorite School Cafeteria Food: The classic Ewing school lunch consisting of one cheese stick, a bowl of chili, and a peanut butter and caro syrup sandwich on white bread
Favorite School Supply: Box of 48
Favorite Back-to-School Book: First Grade Stinks by Mary Ann Rodman


Welcome to the coop!

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Gone Fishin'!

It's summertime and the livin' is easy! It's time to break out the poles and the bean dip and go fishing!

We Chicks are taking off a little time so we can enjoy some great summer weather, do some writing, and maybe catch us some fishies (or more likely catch forty winks and some sun while we laze at the lake)! While we're gone, we hope you have a great summer and read some fantastic books.

But even though we have the bait and poles packed and the bean dip is strapped to the roof of the car, there's something we have to do before we sneak away for a few weeks. We have to let you know about our new books!

We have been very busy lately. And not just creating papier-mache art on the ceiling of the coop, though we are very talented in that area as well. (BTW, We think Charmin works best for this.) No, we have been busy writing and we each have new books to show for it!

So if you're looking for something funny to read, try Carolyn's new picture book called Where's My Mummy? illustrated by John Manders. (Yes, THE John Manders who also illustrated Henry and the Buccaneer Bunnies!) Fun! Fun! Fun! Oh how we love it when these two make books!



And then there's Andrea's new picture book, Doctor Ted, illustrated by Pascal LeMaitre. It's just what the doctor ordered for kids with big ideas and anyone in need of a good laugh. You can find out more here.

"But Chicks!" you say, "What if I'm not in a funny mood? What if my funny bone is not feeling--well--funny? What if I want something more? What if I want books that will drop me down into someone else's life? Someone else's world? Stories that offer some drama or maybe some mystery and that will stay with me after I've finished reading? What then? What on Earth will I read?"

Never fear! We've got you covered! Both Julia and Andrea have written novels! Dramatic novels!

Julia makes her debut in The Walls of Cartagena which takes us into the life of Calepino, the young interpreter who helps Father Pedro take care of the slaves brought into port city of Cartagena. When he meets Mara and Tomi, a mother and son who remind him of his own past, Calepino tries to find a way to save them. Will this be his chance to change someone else's fortune, or will he put them all in more peril? A beautiful and powerful novel from a truly talented chick! The Walls of Cartagena will be published on July 29!


Andrea also makes her debut as a novelist this year with Cicada Summer, the tale of Lily Mathis and Tinny Bridges. Both are girls with secrets. Both are girls in danger. One from her past and a loss that threatens to devour her. The other from a stranger who comes to small town Olena. Lily has read every Nancy Drew book in the library, but will what she has learned help her find out what happened to Tinny? And can she do so without revealing her own secrets?

We hope you have a delightful summer! We will return in the fall with lots of new book reviews and interviews and some silliness! And if we're really lucky, we'll bring back lots of fish! Or a tan! Or some tan fish! Now THAT would be something to see!

Happy Reading!

The Chicks

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

A Birthday for Cow!


A Birthday for Cow!
Written and illustrated by Jan Thomas

Harcourt ISBN 9780152060725

A while back we worried what Fat Cat would sit on. Now Jan Thomas has us concerned about Cow's birthday. She sure keeps us on pins and needles, that Jan Thomas!

Things start out beautifully in this short, short picture book. It's cow's birthday, and her friends Pig, Mouse and Duck are going to make her the best birthday cake EVER. Pig and Mouse put the necessary sugar, flour and eggs in a big bowl. But just as they are about to stir, Duck asks if he can add a turnip. Who ever heard of a turnip in a birthday cake? Pig and Mouse know this is just plain wrong, so every time Duck suggests it they turn him down.

Duck is a bit obsessed with that turnip. Which is of course what makes the book so hysterically funny. On just about every page he's asking if he can add that silly turnip, much to the dismay of Mouse and Pig, who are sensible creatures. They keep refusing, until a twist in the simple plot causes them to rethink turnips and birthday cakes altogether.

Jan Thomas has a real talent for writing and illustrating super short books. Do you know how hard it is to tell a story in less than 100 words? Trust us, it's tough! We admire her for that alone. But the woman can draw funny pictures as well. And while we don't know too much about text type, we do know that we love the text type Eatwell Chubby and Chaloops. Because honestly, how can you NOT love the something called Eatwell Chubby and Chaloops?

This is the perfect birthday gift for the preschool crowd. Serve it up with milk and turnips!

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Sipping Spiders Through a Straw

Sipping Spiders Through a Straw
by Kelly DiPucchio
Illustrated by Gris Grimly

Scholastic Press
ISBN - 978-0439584012
It's summer! And that means it's time to camp! Chicks love camping. What could be more fun than roasting marshmallows and bean dip? S'more please! Though we must confess that it's hard keeping the dip on the stick. (And yes, we use a dipstick!) Oh how we love the smell of the smoke, the crackle of the fire, and creepy campfire stories and songs. It gives us the warm fuzzies and the shivers at the same time. Delish!

So imagine our delight at finding the perfect book of songs to share with little monsters. In Sipping Spiders Through a Straw, author Kelly DiPucchio and illustrator Gris Grimly strike a perfect balance of funny and creepy that kids that kids will simply gobble up. DiPucchio's text turns old favorites into funny new ones like "Blow, Blow, Blow Your Nose" and "99 Bottles of Blood on the Wall," and "Take Me Out to the Graveyard." Grimly adds an edgy, dark twist to the songs with his humorously gruesome pen and ink illustrations. Perfect for kids who like a little bit of scary with a whole lot of giggles.


Saturday, June 14, 2008

Zoo Chick

On Saturday, June 28, from 12:00 to 3:00, silly chick Julia Durango will be signing Cha Cha Chimps and Pest Fest at the fabulous St. Louis Zoo. The zoo's WildCare Institute is a world leader in saving endangered animals and ecosystems. If you're in the area, why not swing by and say hello to Julia, check out the chimps, then adopt a warthog or red-kneed tarantula for that someone special in your life. Hope to see you there!

Thursday, June 05, 2008

Stella Unleashed: Notes from the Doghouse


Stella Unleashed: Notes from the Doghouse
by Linda Ashman, illustrated by Paul Meisel
Sterling Books
ISBN 1402739877


STELLA! STELLLAAAA!!

Sorry. We have a tendency to let out our inner Marlon Brando every time we see the name Stella. We'll stop now.

Back to the book, which is by far one of the funniest collections of dog poems to date. We howled with delight at Stella's sly observations, like the following about the baby in her household:

Strange little creature.
Interesting scent.
No bark, but it surely can wail.

Not very toothy.
Frequently drools.
Cannot be trusted near tail.


It's entirely possible that when Linda Ashman is not writing fabulous poetry she is digging up bones in her yard or sniffing fire hydrants. How else can you explain these perfectly pooch-like poems? If we ever meet Linda (and gosh, we'd sure like to) we hope to shake her paw--er, hand--and congratulate her for a collection that is both funny and sweet.

While we're sure kids will love this book, we can also see giving this to a dog-loving Dad or Grad. We give it five tennis balls.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

In the Coop with Bonny Becker

Children's book author Bonny Becker stole our fowl hearts many moons ago with the world's most lovable (and hungriest) crocodile. Bonny's playful language and wry humor sparkle again in A Visitor for Bear, her most recent picture book gorgeously illustrated by Kady MacDonald Denton, about a grumbly bear and a wee mouse who won't take no for an answer. It was our great pleasure to ask Bonny a few questions.

How do you know when what you write is funny?

When it makes me laugh. But, maybe that’s not such a good test; I’m a shamefully easy laugh. My husband’s been counting on it for years. In fact, he doesn’t have to do his comic bits at all anymore. All he has to say now is “Punchline #25” and I’ll laugh.

Do you have any tips for writing funny books?

Go with your own sense of humor, whatever it is—dry wit, slapstick, gentle smiles, bodily functions. Maybe for younger kids you should go a little light on the irony. Although if it were an ironic fart…

Has being funny ever gotten you into or out of trouble?

Once I thought it would be “funny” to tie my brother to the bathroom sink with a rope. My brother thought it would be “funny” to tickle me as I attempted this. Then funnily enough my hands slipped out from under me; I hit the bathroom floor with my mouth open and shattered my two front teeth.

Oddly, my father didn’t think it was funny at all.

What are some of your favorite funny books?

The Wayside School books by Louis Sachar

“Where the Sidewalk Ends” by Shel Silverstein

“Shrek” by William Steig

“Wind in the Willows” by Kenneth Grahame

“Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs” by Judi Barrett

“Me Talk Pretty Someday” by David Sedaris

“Cheaper by the Dozen” by Frank B. Gilbreth and Ernestine Gilbreth Carey

“The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn” by Mark Twain

“Auntie Mame” okay it’s a movie, but it makes me laugh every time I see it.

If you could live in one of your books, which one would you choose?

“The Christmas Crocodile.” I love the grand old house that the illustrator David Small created and the absurd family. I want an Uncle Carbuncle who sends crocodiles for Christmas.

Do you prefer The Marx Bros or Three Stooges?

Hands down the Marx Brothers. Give me “the secret word” over an eye poke any day.

What was your best Halloween costume ever?

In our family there were no store-bought outfits; we couldn’t wear masks because you couldn’t see well so they weren’t “safe” and my mom was not into sewing, so I alternated between a ghost in an old white sheet with cut out eyes (yeah, that was a lot safer) or a gypsy with a long skirt, a scarf around my head and a bunch of my mom’s costume jewelry. My brother had it worse—I think he was a bum every year.

What is your Dream Job for a Day?

To be a great singer/songwriter. After a day of good food and schmoozing with my fabulously funny friends in New York, a visit to the beauty salon (where I’m mysteriously 20 years younger), a little shopping, museum going and fending off fans, I’m whisked off in the limo to my performance at that great little club where I sing my heart out. Then I stay up all night writing songs. Okay, so it’s a really long day.

Clown V. Mime Deathmatch. Pick your winner.

Mime bores Clown to death.

Funniest dead person you'd like to meet?

Groucho Marx

BONUS QUESTION: Word on the street is that there will be more Bear books to come. Can you give us the scoop? What's up next for Bear?

In 2009 is “A Birthday for Bear” where Bear reprises his grouchy role, but this time it’s about his birthday. Mouse eventually tricks Bear into having a happy birthday—it involves lots of cake.

After that is “A Bedtime for Bear.” Bear has his first ever sleepover. But there is one problem—Bear needs quiet, absolute quiet to sleep. And Mouse, well, he tries to be as quiet as a, well, you know. But Bear hears every whisper and rustle.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Come and Play

Come and Play:
Children of Our World Having Fun

Poems by children
Photographs by Magnum Photos
Edited by Ayana Lowe
Bloomsbury Children's Books
ISBN 978-1599902456

We chicks have never had any use for "coffee table" books, given that (a) we can't even find our coffee table, due to the heeps of books we have stacked all over the coop, and (b) the idea of books being used primarily for decoration or pretense tends to ruffle our feathers in the worst way. But gosh darnit, if we could find our coffee table and if we did put just one book on it for show, it might very well be this one.

Come and Play is a gorgeous photo collection of children all over the world having a blast doing what kids do best: playing. Chilean kids hanging from monkey bars. Chinese goobers playing ping pong. Norwegian peanuts building an ice sculpture. Accompanying poems written by elementary students in editor/teacher Ayana Lowe's classes in New York City provide the perfect, child-friendly complement to the luminous photographs.

We dare you to flip through the pages of this book and not feel like planet earth would be a better place if we could all play a good game of freeze tag together, or paddle around the world's shorelines in styrofoam boxes. And we bet you a pint of whoppers that you (and the kids in your life) can't get through this book without a huge smile on your face. Come on, try it. Come and play. You'll be glad you did!

Monday, May 12, 2008

Mary Had a Little Lamp

Mary Had a Little Lamp
by Jack Lechner, illustrated by Bob Staake
Bloomsbury Books
ISBN: 1599901692

Some kids like cuddly bears. Some like fuzzy blankies. Some like the comfort of a binky. But Mary isn't like other kids. Instead of a bear, a blankie or a binkie, she carts around a lamp.

Mary had a little lamp--
The bendy, gooseneck kind.
And everywhere that Mary went
She dragged the lamp behind.

We love this fresh take on the classic nursery rhyme. What's especially fun about this zippy, silly book is Mary's attitude. This perky little individualist doesn't give a flying fig what others think of her appliance. Her teacher scolds her, the kids tease her and her parents worry. None of this matters to Mary. She simply likes her lamp, and that's that!

When Mary's parents, sure that she has some strange affliction, take her to the doctor, Lechner delivers one of our all time favorite lines:

Their doctor said, "I've never seen
so puzzling a condition.
But lamps are not my specialty
You need an electrician."

Staake's brightly colored illustrations use simple shapes and lines to create a lively, graphic style. Sure to be a favorite at storytimes everywhere--this book will light up your libraries!

Thursday, May 01, 2008

In The Coop with Katie Davis

She writes. She illustrates. She makes fabulous jewelry, sculptures and sweaters. Her hysterical books are loved by children all over. What's not to love about Katie Davis? We can't get enough of her, and we think that after reading this interview, you won't be able to either. In fact, we think you'll love her so much you'll want to sign up for her "every so often announcements" on the homepage of her website, www.katiedavis.com. Lots of fun stuff--check it out!

How do you know when what you write is funny?
Laughing is a dead giveaway.

Seriously!

Actually, I’ve thought a lot about this because in my new book, The Curse of Addy McMahon, I use humor a lot as a way of leavening the serious aspects of the story.
I also used illustration in addition to writing, because the main character, Addy, keeps her diary in graphic novel format- it’s her life in a comic book so she calls it her
autobiogra-strip. I used it as a humorous vehicle to carry the most emotional and serious parts of the book. It makes it a lot easier to absorb sad things if you get some comic relief.

One scene at the end was resolved as I was driving. The solution came to me in a flash, and I burst out laughing in the car. Readers will laugh when they get to this passage too, but they’ll have been reading something emotionally intense. Without the humor to balance the impact, it would be too hard to take.

Do you have any tips for writing and/or illustrating funny books?
Yes. Be funny.

Actually, simply being funny doesn’t always lead to the desired effect. I can write funny, but learning to balance that with the poignancy in The Curse of Addy McMahon was really difficult. But I now think it’s that hard-won balance that gives depth to both the humor as well as the heartrending moments.

In fact, the manuscript was rejected a few times because though editors overall loved the voice, they weren’t comfortable with the juxtaposition of the comedy and the reality of Addy’s losses. Her father had died, her mom has a love interest, Addy loses her best friend, who then becomes BFF with her archenemy… I thought it was just like life, but novels are NOT like life. They have to be constructed for maximum effect.

That’s when I thought of using the graphic novel structure for Addy’s diary. I extracted all the hardest emotional scenes and put them in the autobiogra-strips. All of a sudden, the comedy stood out, and instead of fighting with the poignant moments, they supported each other.

It took me years to figure out that balance. So I guess it’s not just your average “Gee, I’d like to write a funny book” kind of situation.

Has being funny ever gotten you in trouble?
I wasn’t aware of my ability to make people laugh waaay back when I was a kid. Now, though, I’m pretty sure I’ve been considered rude at times because I’ll interrupt to get a laugh. I tend to be funniest in a crowd so I might blurt out something – though when people get a good laugh they’re usually pretty forgiving, luckily for me.

What are some of your favorite funny books?

Present company excluded, I love the picture book, The Cow That Went Oink by Bernard Most. When my son was little he would shake silently, he was laughing so hard. Of course it was contagious, and we’d laugh until we were both crying. I also just read the middle grade novel, The Facttracker by Jason Carter Eaton and was caught laughing out loud in public, same with The True Meaning of Smekday by Adam Rex, and I love A Barrel of Laughs, a Vale of Tears, by Jules Feiffer. And I love Clementine by Sara Pennypacker, and the Minnie and Moo series. Oh, and I love anything by Mo Willems – the Elephant and Piggie books just slay me. So do the Lemony Snicket books. I just re-read this answer and there is a lot of love here and who can blame me? Funny books are like potato chips, once you eat one, you can’t stop.

Yes, I do eat books.

What is your dream job for a day?

To sing like Aretha Franklin. The fact that I can’t sing would not be a problem, since you did say it was a dream. And if I can’t have that for real, then the job I have now is pretty dang dreamy.

Clown vs. Mime deathmatch. Pick your winner.

Everyone knows mimes do not deserve to live, so I’d have to go with the clown. However, since my daughter is afraid of clowns, I’d be compelled to at least bend his pinkie back.


If you could live in one of your books, which one would you choose?
I’d like to live in The Curse of Addy McMahon because Addy is funny and can draw and write, and I’d love having friends like that. Wait. I do have friends like that. Never mind. I’d choose Mabel the Tooth Fairy and How She Got Her Job because if I were a tooth fairy I could fly and I would like to do that. Notice it never occurred to me that I’d be the dentist.

Do you prefer the Marx Brothers or The Three Stooges?

Marx Brothers, hands down. Are there girls who like The Three Stooges?


What was your best Halloween costume ever?

Uncle Harry’s Human Head Soup without a doubt.
It won me $2,000 in a costume contest!

I made a life-size oven out of foam core and used cables for 3 stove coils, but cut a hole where the back burner should’ve been. I bought one of those disposable heavy foil bastings pans, cut a hole in the center, and wired it over the “back burner” hole, attaching smaller foil tins inside that and put dry ice in them. I placed carrots with long green stems over the edges so you couldn’t see the dry ice. After I stuck my head up through the hole from underneath, a friend dressed like a chef basted the dry ice with water, making “steam” and voila! My head was cooking on the stove. It was proportionally correct so the effect was fantastic!

However, my mime costume was scarier.

Funniest dead person you'd like to meet?

Danny Kaye, even though I already met him. But he wasn’t dead at the time, so can I still count him? (If you haven’t seen his funniest movie, Wonder Man, check out the “Palpably Inadequate” scene. When I watch it’s good to keep a diaper handy, because I laugh so hard. That might have been TMI…)

Do you have any new books coming out?

Why yes, as a matter of fact, funny you should ask. My first novel, The Curse of Addy McMahon just hit the bookstores. If you see it, buy it. If you don’t buy it, it would be nice if you put it face out. Don’t worry, no one at the store will yell at you. And if they do, threaten to sic a mime on them.